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My Worst First Date

I went on a nightmare first date in 2018. I was leaving LAX for NYC and I met a beautiful girl on the plane seated a few rows in front of me. As Saweetie said, “that’s my type.” Ethnically ambiguous (but mostly Asian), curvy but tight, balayage hair, tan skin, facial piercing, foreign accent (from..

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Thank You Ex-Girlfriends

The reality of relationships is that over 99% of them fail. Seriously. Think about all the people you’ve dated and how many of them you ended up marrying or spending happily ever after with. The average person will date dozens of people in their lifetime before choosing who to settle down with and even then,..

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